Posted by u/Obvious_Coffee6017 - 7,594 votes and 2,914 comments

Some may call them "Dad Jokes." Some may call them "Corny Jokes." This is a place for G-rated, short, and funny jokes...perfect for kids and any audience.

Here's a few vocal jokes (note: I'm one of the oblivious tenors...): Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door? A: He can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in. Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and an All-Pro offensive lineman? A: Stage makeup. Q: How many lead singers does it take to change a light ...

r/cleandadjokes: For the stereotypical corny dad jokes you can tell your 5 year old.

A rope walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "We don't serve ropes in here." The rope goes to the bathroom, ties itself up, messes up his hair and walks back to the bar and orders his drink.

Jokes posted must be dad jokes. Definition: A dad joke is a short joke, typically a pun, presented as a one-liner or a question and answer. Dad jokes are either told with sincere humorous intent, or to intentionally provoke a negative reaction to its overly-simplistic humor. Jokes not considered dad jokes may be removed at the moderators ...

and the Dalai Lama replied: Yes my son, I have heard all of these jokes. When I enter the room, and the band plays "Hello Dolly," I smile, because humor can help us on our path to world peace and universal enlightenment (and besides, I am a big fan of Louis Armstrong).

Jan 4, 2014 · What is the best clean joke you know? This can be any kind of joke, but it has to be appropriate for all ...

Feb 3, 2022 · I am a new Toastmaster, and next time is my first turn taking on the Jokester role. I have to bring one long or a couple of short jokes to get the meeting going. I volunteered for the role to push myself to participate, but, the unfortunate thing is I have always been known by my friends as the one with the notoriously unfunny jokes.

May 30, 2024 · Posted by u/want_to_help_u - 4 votes and 1 comment