Welcome to your wellness session. I’d like to share with you some facts about your Outie: They love Severance memes and are obsessed with watching them as they scroll on TikTok aimlessly.

it’s 2028, your husband comes up and smacks your butt as you’re unplugging the crockpot full of buffalo chicken dip, your friends have turned the dining room table into a beer pong tournament, the ...