(No, actually, it was started by 12-year-old boys on TikTok.) And just about the best way to do it as an adult is with fancy laundry detergents and dryer sheets inspired by expensive perfumes.
Why do we need both? The large salaries of these fancy-titled schmoozers are a disgrace and require root and branch reform. Too many pen pushers mean the real NHS – nurses, doctors, ancillary ...