And so that short, seven-second clip of William at the soccer provides a very tidy case of compare and contrast on our hands, of Monaco versus Montecito. Harry and Meghan have been copping it lately.

Chris Paul goes to tie up Zach Edey, but instead makes fellow seven-footer Victor Wembanyama go for the ball, leading to an extra Spurs possession.

There came a point in the recent history of European soccer when it was no longer enough for teams to simply win championships. If they were going to pick up trophies, then they would first need ...