And there’s always plenty of room for your calls, texts and tweets if you fancy chewing the cud. Born in Bristol, Ben has also lived in Sheffield and Australia, but he now calls Malmesbury home.

Any animal that divides the hoof and has the hoof cleft in two, and chews the cud, among the animals, you may eat. Yet of those that chew the cud or have the hoof cleft you shall not eat these ...